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buffooneymara: “he could get it” i say about men who aren’t even close to wanting it
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“Robert Downey Jr. is the best thing in The Avengers. Though, I feel we’re...”
–  Mike Ryan, Huffington Post (“What’s the best thing about The Avengers?”) (x)
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“Governor Romney calls the President out of touch. Hey, how many of y’all have a...”
– VP Biden in New Hampshire today (via barackobama)
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The Shortest Horror Story Ever
theskyeisthelimit: frequency-radio: supersonicbionic:  The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door. -Frederic Brown   Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it? And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy. this used to scare the shit out of me… thanks Doctor!
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mattruboner: i automatically assume everyone dislikes me unless every individual states otherwise which means you have to tell me yourself that you actually enjoy my presence in order for me to believe that you don’t dislike me how difficult is it to understand that
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It’s 2:30 in the morning and my tv just happens to be on a channel showing some WWE or whatever and wrestler one is drunk and has to give up his title to wrestler 2 but he doesn’t want to, so he retakes his sobriety test [there’s a cop and everything what is this a drama] and he has to say the alphabet backwards and he gets it all right except the RST part. He said STR RST is...
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“I just wanna thank the members of Congress who took a break from their...”
– President Barack Obama (via sophiexylia)
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A Conversation with Jeremy Renner and Scarlett...
Interviewer: You mentioned that it was quite fun on set, can you explain the dynamic between the cast members?
Jeremy Renner: I never saw anybody but you. I’m crazy about you
Scarlett Johansson: I’m crazy about you.
JR: Only because of the agave cakes. The healthy, what was it? Vegan…
SJ: Those oatmeal cookies were vegan.
JR: You put all that gooey stuff on it. What was that icing on it?
SJ: It was so good.
JR: There’s nothing goo – Vegan to me just sounds like health food. There’s nothing healthy about fun.
SJ: That’s not what vegan means.
JR: I know that’s not what it means, it’s just how I take it? Doesn’t anyone else think that? Like ‘oh, I’m vegan. I’m sorry’
SJ: I’m sorry I what? That I eat a bunch of salad?
JR: I eat bird seed and kale. That was her diet, she had a dehydration machine, and she just stuck whatever in it to dehydrate it, and everything came out tasting like toenails.
SJ: You just don’t like flax crackers.
JR: I don’t like flax crackers, no. That is literally terrible. Like eating asphalt.
SJ: I don’t know how to explain our dynamic any other way than the conversation you just heard.
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