December 2011
Supernanny.
So this three year old punches his mom in the face, hits her with a light saber, and pisses on her floor.
Are you kidding me? How the fuck do parents let their kids go to shit?
All I’m saying is, you better watch out future children.
I dare you to hit me in the face with a light saber and try to get it away with it I DARE YOU.
Just try it, kids, and see how mommy handles it.

I AINT ABOUT TO BE NO BITCH ASS PARENT.
November 2011
Tipical Spanish Soap Opera: "Juanita Natasha Ruperta, kiss me." "No Marco Antonio Esteban Fernando de la Hoya you have a wife."
We’re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap.
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